Four names go in before you've even sat down. Čech, Terry, Lampard, Drogba. Argue about those and you're arguing for the sake of it. The rest is a fight, and the big one is how much you let the 1970s side in when the Abramovich years won so much more.
I've let them in more than most would. The years in brackets are each player's time at the club, and I've only counted what they did in a Chelsea shirt.
A quick bit of history
Chelsea were founded in 1905 at Stamford Bridge and waited fifty years for a league title, Roy Bentley captaining Ted Drake's side to it in 1954-55. Then came the King's Road team. Dave Sexton's side beat Leeds in the 1970 FA Cup final replay at Old Trafford and Real Madrid in the 1971 Cup Winners' Cup final replay in Athens.
After that, a long wait. Gullit, Vialli and Zola brought the cups back in the late nineties. Roman Abramovich bought the club in 2003 and Mourinho arrived a year later. The next two decades brought five more league titles and two Champions Leagues, in Munich in 2012 and Porto in 2021.
The XI
4-4-2. Old fashioned, I know. It's the only way I could get Osgood in next to Drogba.
Goalkeeper
Petr Čech (2004 to 2015). In his first season the defence went 1,025 minutes in the league without conceding, and Chelsea let in just 15 all season. In Munich he saved Robben's penalty in extra time and two more in the shootout. It does mean leaving out Peter Bonetti, who gave the club the best part of twenty years and would walk into most clubs' all-time sides.
Defence
César Azpilicueta, right back (2012 to 2023). Branislav Ivanović has a real case here. He headed the winner in the 2013 Europa League final. But Azpilicueta lasted longer. Signed from Marseille without much fuss, he stayed eleven years, playing right back, left back and on the right of a back three under more managers than most fans can name in one go, and he was captain when they lifted the Champions League in 2021.
Yes, John Terry slipped in Moscow in 2008. It doesn't change the pick. He came through the academy, wore the armband for years and won five league titles, and his 717 games (1998 to 2017) put him third on the club's list behind Harris and Bonetti.
Ron Harris, centre back (1961 to 1980). 795 games for Chelsea. Nobody has played more. He lifted the FA Cup in 1970 and the Cup Winners' Cup a year later as captain. They called him Chopper. You could put Ricardo Carvalho here, or Desailly, and I wouldn't argue too long, but I wanted someone from the seventies at the back and Harris was the first name I thought of.
Ashley Cole, left back (2006 to 2014). Four FA Cups at Chelsea, and the left back in the side that won the double in 2010.
Midfield
Charlie Cooke, right midfield (1966 to 1972, then 1974 to 1978). A Scottish winger who loved to dribble. In the 1970 replay it was his cross that Osgood dived to head in for the equaliser. Arjen Robben and Willian both have better numbers. Cooke is here because you'd have paid to watch him, and because the 70s side deserves more than one man.
Claude Makélélé had a role named after him and made that first Mourinho side work, so leaving him out of the middle feels wrong. But N'Golo Kanté (2016 to 2023) won the league in his first season, was PFA Players' Player of the Year in 2017, and was man of the match in the 2021 Champions League final against City. I keep swapping them. Today it's Kanté.
Bolton away, April 2005. Frank Lampard (2001 to 2014) scored both goals in a 2-0 win and Chelsea were champions for the first time in fifty years. He came second in the Ballon d'Or voting that year and finished with 211 goals, which makes a midfielder the club's record scorer.
Zola was voted the club's greatest ever player by fans in 2003, and I've left him out. I'd understand anyone who stops reading now. Zola never won the league, though. Eden Hazard (2012 to 2019), on the left of the four, scored 110 goals, won two league titles, was PFA Players' Player of the Year in 2015, and signed off with two in the 4-1 Europa League final win over Arsenal in Baku.
Attack
Peter Osgood, striker (1964 to 1974, then 1978 to 1979). He scored in every round of the 1970 FA Cup, final replay included, and scored again in the 1971 Cup Winners' Cup final replay against Real Madrid. 150 goals for the club. I'm not leaving that on the bench to fit in a winger.
Didier Drogba, striker (2004 to 2012, then 2014 to 2015). He scored in four FA Cup finals for Chelsea, and in Munich in 2012 he got the header in the 88th minute and the winning penalty.
Manager
José Mourinho. Three league titles across two spells, starting with 95 points in 2004-05. Sexton won the club's first FA Cup and its first European trophy, and Ancelotti won the double in 2009-10, so it isn't a walkover.
The ones who nearly made it
- Gianfranco Zola (1996 to 2003). Footballer of the Year in 1997, and he scored the winner in the 1998 Cup Winners' Cup final against Stuttgart 17 seconds after coming on.
- Claude Makélélé (2003 to 2008). Won two titles in the middle of Mourinho's first side.
- Peter Bonetti (1960 to 1979). The Cat. Over 700 games in goal.
- Bobby Tambling (1959 to 1970) and Kerry Dixon (1983 to 1992). 202 and 193 goals, second and third on the list behind Lampard.
- Jimmy Greaves (1957 to 1961). 132 goals in four seasons, then sold to Milan at 21.
- Roy Bentley (1948 to 1956). Captain of the 1955 champions.
- Dennis Wise (1990 to 2001). Captained the side that broke the trophy drought.
- Ricardo Carvalho and Marcel Desailly at centre back, and Branislav Ivanović at right back.
- Michael Essien, Arjen Robben and Joe Cole, who were all close.
Quick answers
Who has played the most games for Chelsea? Ron Harris, with 795 between 1961 and 1980.
Who is Chelsea's record goalscorer? Frank Lampard, with 211.
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